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By John Gordon/Golf Canada
On the occasion of Valentine’s Day, let’s get all the bad, frequently offensive, jokes out of the way first.
To speed up the process, I will provide just the punch lines to a couple of the hoariest groaners.
“No way! The last time I tried that shot, I made double bogey!”
“But you don’t understand. It’s my wife’s funeral.”
On a related note this February 14, let’s officially bury the term “golf widow.”
With that out of the way, let’s move on.