Carruthers Creek, Ajax, Ont. (Rachel Wittenberg/ Love the Moment Photography)
By John Gordon, courtesy Golf Canada
On the occasion of Valentine’s Day, let’s get all the bad, frequently offensive, jokes out of the way first.
To speed up the process, I will provide just the punch lines to a couple of the hoariest groaners. “No way! The last time I tried that shot, I made double bogey!” “But you don’t understand. It’s my wife’s funeral.”
On a related note this Feb. 14, let’s officially bury the term “golf widow.” With that out of the way, let’s move on.